something for someone

Monday: Worked. Left early. Went home. Packed Family into car with dog, food and drink. Drove to coast. Paid too much for a model room. Smelled the ocean, heard the ocean. Went to bed. Tuesday: Woke up 1 hour after 7-year old who declared she had been bored since she woke up at 7. Went to beach. Avoided sunburn. Checked out. Went to 2nd beach. Seagull caught in kite string: check. Sandcastle built: Check. Sand Castle wash away by rouge sneaker tide: check. Beers drank: 3: Check. Played with Dog: Check. Played with Kid: check. Played with wife: I wish. Avoided sunburn again: FAILED. Drove home. Did not unpack. Went straight to bed. Wednesday. Slept in. Cleaned kitchen. Went to Mormon-in-law’s for non-caffinated, non-alcohol induced, non-fattening 1 burger limit “cook outside.” Talked to mormon-brother-in-law about code. Went home. Cleaned Livingroom. Packed family, bought explosives, went to friends, drank, ate, smoked clove, soberly drove to big ass downtown fireworks to catch tail end of show whilst driving thusly keenly avoiding all traffic woes altogheter. Went home. Put kid and wife to bed. Watched traffic pile up on news and laughed at assholes that populate planet. Went to bed. Molested wife much to her pleasure. Thursday: Worked, left 30 min early. Played with computer things until early morning. Friday. Woo! At work typing blog entry.